attack on titan au where eren’s insatiable bloodlust is replaced by a burning passion for poorly timed puns
“So it is a sword. It just acts like a key in specific situations.”
“Or it’s a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.”
Don’t just grab the tit, let the tit become you, you are the tit.
[This made me smile, and its not every day you see Skyrim animations]
[especially that of Khajiit]
aka the I’M NOT OKAY GIVEAWAY in which one of you lucky bastards is gonna get a survival pack for when the end comes
what you get:
(2) homestuck t-shirts, from whatpumpkin or topatco
(1) homestuck hoodie from whatpumpkin
(1) drawing of your homestuck OTP by indigonite
(3) albums from the homestuck bandcamp
(1) sbahj magnet pack OR a captchalogue board
assorted brazilian candy
(1) vial of my homestuck-loving tears
if you are following me you also get:
(1) large pizza. i will order you a pizza.
(1) homestuck official poster
50 dollars worth of merchandise from ANOTHER FANDOM (cause we’ve gotta move on, kids)
it ends when homestuck ends. the last upd8. the final animation.
likes count, reblog as much as you want, i don’t care
giveaway blogs count too i don’t care
i will ship anywhere in the world i don’t care
you have to have your ask box open so i can get your shipping info. if you don’t reply in three days i will pick someone else. sorry!
you can choose the t-shirt prints, pizza flavor, etc
also, hussie said new homestuck stuff is going to be added soon, so i might throw in a few more items later. don’t worry, you will get the updated bonanza bundle no matter which version you reblogged
good luck yall
whenever i feel unattractive i just look at this picture of robert pattinson